The VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as
the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
-- Jack Valenti (president of the MPAA) on April 12, 1982
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<Meuuh> then we need to update download.html
<Meuuh> what do we still have ?
<sam> the mail, freshmeat, the videolan.org news
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<|sF|Vengance|> do u have any videos of porn u can send me?
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<Ourumov> hey anybody here know videolan ?
-*- SignOff: Ourumov (Client Quit)
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<Meuuh> mais putain de bordel de chiottes de bite à cul de merde de sa race
<Dnumgis> I think it may be a good thing that i don't understand that
sentence fully
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<Dnumgis> I just burned an amb duron trying to compile vlc :(
<Meuuh> is it my fault ?
<Dnumgis> no
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<Meuuh> you want to be in a porn movie with me ?
<ali> are we well paid for doing that ?
<Meuuh> ali : no but they say you take a lot of pleasure in that job
<ali> Meuuh: i know
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<Dnumgis> I just listened through an entire ogg/vorbis file with vlc with no
audible problem whatsoever
<Dnumgis> but I don't get the time of the stream
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<haroldo> hi I've got some nice xxx videos, and I'd like to exchange with
anyone
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<JMunakra> nah you have zip with password protection
<jlj> that's not classified as DRM
<JMunakra> where does DRM start?
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<Meuuh> gang_bang12.avi
<Meuuh> sound is ok but I don't really care
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<Dnumgis> sounds perfectly normal
<tooney> ah
<Dnumgis> very wrong, but normal in vlc
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<Purge> im going to open a vlc fan club
<Purge> and we'll go on riots and kill all mplayer and wmp users
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<maleki> any girls here with a webcam
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<Golf3r_1> hello
<Golf3r_1> any place where I can get golf videos ?
<E-bola> lol
<E-bola> are u serious?
<Golf3r_1> fuk off
*** Signoff: Golf3r_1 ("Leaving")
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<Meuuh> and what's the news ?
<nto> Mac OS 10.2 and 10.3 support hopefully
<nto> Win98 maybe
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< dionoea> http://nightlies.videolan.org
< arakis> lol....sounds like a porn site!!!
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* Dnumgis notes that tumu must be one of very few with dsl in their sauna
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<sam> I thought he was banned for sending a patch to mplayer
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< Dnumgis> Meuuh: munhoney is writing some fec system based on vlc
< Meuuh> Dnumgis : a fuck system ? I may be interested !
< Dnumgis> Meuuh: still single? :)
< Meuuh> Dnumgis : and always will be
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* kinema loves VideoLAN.
< kinema> and it's developers
< funman> what is your sex ? ( i may be interested )
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<Dnumgis> it's illegal to use fake id
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< thedj> i need a girlfriend. that would make it so much easier not to do VLC :D
< j-b> thedj: how old are you ?
< j-b> thedj: you can buy cheap in Russia... :D Ask thresh
< thedj> lol
< thedj> haha. i'm rereading my line and it gets funier :D
< thedj> not to DO vlc :D
< thedj> i'd DO my girlfriend instead ..
< j-b> if you get one, could you get one for Meuuh
< thedj> yes. i see about bulk discount for the vlc devs :D
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< j-b> my mother is desperate because she thinks I am gay, because I haven't presented my gfs...
< thedj> j-b: i know the feeling
< LordRPI> my mother gets upset if I tell her I'm at a bar without a girl
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< tumu> lonely drunk is good
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Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | <funman> i don't remember last time i saw a woman
< funman> :o(
< Meuuh> to good to miss
< funman> Meuuh: i was lying i live with my mother
< Meuuh> a mother is not generally considered a woman
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<olsen_> hi, how can i adjust the brightness?
<Dnumgis> olsen_: usually there is a nob on your monitor
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<xtophe> with packet measured in inches instead of mm
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13:35 < kwolf_> hello
13:35 < kwolf_> anyone here i can bug? :-)
[ monologue ... noone helps ]
14:01 < kwolf_> anyone?
14:03 < kwolf_> please *whine*
14:04 < kwolf_> i am a girl, i need help :-D
14:06 < Dnumgis> kwolf_: I'm a lonely geek who know your answer, are you good looking?
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< wereHamster> for (i=0;i<10;++i) printf("I'm a girl\n")
< wereHamster> am I a girl now?
< Dnumgis> wereHamster: you definitly need to send me a picture before I belive you :)
< Foxdie> live webcam ftw
< Dnumgis> Foxdie: right, I'll definitly need a live webcam to belive wereHamster is a girl
< Dnumgis> Foxdie: as a matter of fact all streaming related support requests here should be formulated as follows: "I'm a nice looking girl that have problems making my live webcam work"
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<DrkMatter> Working with video and audio coding/decoding is one of the most
tiresome, confusing experience I've ever had.
<sam> try anal sex next time
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< Bond493> Can anyone refer me to some documents which describe the VLC player internal? I'd
like to learn how to write a media player espcially on embedded platform.
< Dnumgis> Bond493: we keep this information secret in order to keep ahead of the competition
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dated
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<j-b> You don't have humour ?
<kneer0w> what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me
expecting this movie to work
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< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
< alesan> uff
< alesan> see you tomorrow
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<Meuuh> ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes
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< dionoea> tu veux transcoder une fille?
< funman> j aimerais bien la streamer direct chez moi
< dionoea> kewl :)
< dionoea> avec la texture et tout ?
< funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux
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<kdubois> vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too?
<thresh> yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me
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< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> sam: can that homosexual volume slider please go away in next vlc
< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> this is a fucking joke
< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> who made that UI
< sam> because I know you like positive feedback
< ivoire> mouarf
< ivoire> -positiv +constructiv feedback
< ivoire> sam: you can configure the color sheme of the volume slider
< ivoire> if you xant pink slide bar you can
< ivoire> -x+w
< sam> I see homosexuality as positive
< sam> look at what it did to Apple sales
< thedj> LMAO
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< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4...
< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player
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< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack.
< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;)
< thedj> that's one way :D
< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha
< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive
< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites
< sam> I saw that
< thresh> wasnt me
< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really
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< jpsaman> where is dionoea when you need him?
< j-b> at work?
< xtophe> without internet
< DiDjCodt> he's slicing some pyramids in pieces...
< TypX> or he has been rapt by alien
< TypX> and will come back in six month as usual
< linkfanel> dionoea has been raped by aliens???
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< thedj> lloyd: i'd use CSA, simple and no nonsense.
< lloyd> i like simple and no nonsense.. like us brits.. not overly dramatic or noisy..
< j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit?
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< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon
< TypX> buy better condoms
< gatty> o_O
< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber
< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber
< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though
< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant?
< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava?
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< funman> some program for fun
< funman> some program for profit
< funman> i program for beers
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<xxcv> (wrong == right is still wrong right ?)
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< funman> is starcraft 1 better than starcraft 2, or much better than starcraft 2?
< TypX> never tried the first one
< funman> fuck you then
< funman> the man who never played starcraft 1 is a virgin!
< TypX> I'd say the man who is still playing starcraft 1 is still a virgin
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< sam> is there still a way to force the video decoder used by VLC? --codec no longer exists
< mru> there's always butterflies
< j-b> sam: --codec avcodec,none still works and exists
brad
9 months ago
Steve Lhomme